i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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