It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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