at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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