Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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