I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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