Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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