He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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