so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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