So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i am craving dick and cupcakes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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