so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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