He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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