I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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