no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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