When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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