OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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