i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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