Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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