i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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