omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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