What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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