i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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