my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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