I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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