Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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