I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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