Are we in a gay sports bar?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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