This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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