Cold hands, warm shart.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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