its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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