No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
one might say we're banned from that church
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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