at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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