Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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