Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i barfeds in our rink
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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