Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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