im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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