so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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