I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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