Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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