Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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