apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
