Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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