were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
There's even glitter on my cock...
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