I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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