I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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