if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
do herpes really smell.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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