hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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