Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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