So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When did angry sex become our thing?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Randomize
