is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
