Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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