Do you still have your period?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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