She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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