fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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