Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
sex in a hospital.. check
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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