This girl is more easily done than said...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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