those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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