i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize