You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
pray to the hookup gods
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
