watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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