I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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