She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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